Sergey: Next one.
Me: “You had a record player.” “I didn’t have a record player.”
Sergey: Yes, but it’s a question. Say it like this: “You had a record player?”
M: You had a record player.
S: No. “You had a record player?”
M: You had a record player.
S: No. “You had a record player?”
M: You HAD a record player!
S: No, that’s insisting, not asking.
M: You had a RECORD PLAYER?
S: OK, but that sounds really obnoxious.
M: You had a record player.
S: No!
M: Look, I can hear how I’m saying it wrong. I just… can’t…
S: Try again. “You had a record player?”
M: You had a record player?
S: Oh! You did it! OK. Next one. “You had a television?”
M: You HAD a TELEVISION!

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